Think alcohol, think women and then think men thinking of these two together.
I just managed to state the best combination ever. My recent tryst with men and alcohol, though not in that order, was pretty much fun to deal with.
Indian men have a thing for women drinking alcohol. I wouldn't be wrong if I say that men think women who drink are easy.
A night at one of the best clubs in town will have me laughing for years to come. So, we walk upto the bar and order LIIT's for ourselves. This guy dressed in white shirt and denims gives us those looks which any girl would decrypt in just a couple of seconds. Two drinks down and he still has this vivid gaze on us. An ignorant fool that he was, what he did next had my friend fuming in anger. This guy had the audacity to pick up my cell and start keying in his number to give himself a "missed call". Dude, if I was interested in you, I would have surely picked up all the signs that you were throwing at me from over the rooftops, but I wasn't.
"Can I buy you both drinks?" Why? Can't we buy them ourselves or you just need to prove that buying a drink is the easiest way to start a chit chat with the girl? Maybe, you need to get your facts right. Those are females in the high school or the pretty babes still in the process of graduating and coming to terms that life is such a freedom in college and there would be a horde of guys willing to take them out on dates. But we aren't high school prom night queens. So U mustn't.
Wow, we did not know that you could dance to Pink Floyd's number. You don't really have to showcase your moves to impress us. Still unimpressed, this third guy comes and stands next to us at the bar. And he stands and stands and stands looking in one direction, not even blinking. Never mind, we wouldn't stand there any more. Ciao.
This next one wanted to foot our bill, wanting to treat us to tequilla shots. He was having his 16th one. Commendable. Was that suppose to throw us offguard? Well, it did not. Showtime. "Can I drop you back home? I am waiting for you outside." Well, in that case, keep waiting morone.
Girls who drink are not sleazy for one and you don't really have to hit on them with the cheesiest pick up lines to get them talking. A well behaved demeanour is all what it takes to initiate a tete-a-tete.
This night, sure left me a lil' higher than ever. What with all the bonding happening at one place. Delhi sure has its own way of fascinating me every time we run into each other.
Cheers to singledom and the swooning (by the opposite sex) that comes with it!!!
I just managed to state the best combination ever. My recent tryst with men and alcohol, though not in that order, was pretty much fun to deal with.
Indian men have a thing for women drinking alcohol. I wouldn't be wrong if I say that men think women who drink are easy.
A night at one of the best clubs in town will have me laughing for years to come. So, we walk upto the bar and order LIIT's for ourselves. This guy dressed in white shirt and denims gives us those looks which any girl would decrypt in just a couple of seconds. Two drinks down and he still has this vivid gaze on us. An ignorant fool that he was, what he did next had my friend fuming in anger. This guy had the audacity to pick up my cell and start keying in his number to give himself a "missed call". Dude, if I was interested in you, I would have surely picked up all the signs that you were throwing at me from over the rooftops, but I wasn't.
"Can I buy you both drinks?" Why? Can't we buy them ourselves or you just need to prove that buying a drink is the easiest way to start a chit chat with the girl? Maybe, you need to get your facts right. Those are females in the high school or the pretty babes still in the process of graduating and coming to terms that life is such a freedom in college and there would be a horde of guys willing to take them out on dates. But we aren't high school prom night queens. So U mustn't.
Wow, we did not know that you could dance to Pink Floyd's number. You don't really have to showcase your moves to impress us. Still unimpressed, this third guy comes and stands next to us at the bar. And he stands and stands and stands looking in one direction, not even blinking. Never mind, we wouldn't stand there any more. Ciao.
This next one wanted to foot our bill, wanting to treat us to tequilla shots. He was having his 16th one. Commendable. Was that suppose to throw us offguard? Well, it did not. Showtime. "Can I drop you back home? I am waiting for you outside." Well, in that case, keep waiting morone.
Girls who drink are not sleazy for one and you don't really have to hit on them with the cheesiest pick up lines to get them talking. A well behaved demeanour is all what it takes to initiate a tete-a-tete.
This night, sure left me a lil' higher than ever. What with all the bonding happening at one place. Delhi sure has its own way of fascinating me every time we run into each other.
Cheers to singledom and the swooning (by the opposite sex) that comes with it!!!
