Illuminated Hatred !!!

Nothing beats the charm of a night stay with your best girl friends. There is so much to talk about, a lot of gossiping, eating maggi with chilled Iced Tea (seriously), you don't have to dress to impress, messed up hair is no big deal and for once you can be yourself.

Wherever, whenever, guys surely form a part of such night outs. And so, this night was no different. A friend of my friend wanted her boyfriend to dump her. Exactly, what has struck your mind, struck mine too. 'Why couldn't she herself dump him?' Simple. To save herself from the brunt of his emotional burst.

Girls are innovative, I must tell you that. Ideas coming from all directions, valid, invalid, some very good ones, some nonsensical ones, some weird, some 'wow', some 'why didn't I ever think about it', and some 'you gotta be kidding me'.

So, what exactly can girls do if they want their boyfriends to run at the very sight of them? Read on to find more on it.

1. Men: Most men are bound to get jealous at the mere mention of the other 'guy' in her girl's life. And what happens if that mere mention becomes a recurrent phenomena? Well, you don't have to be an expert to decipher this.

2. Mobiles: A boon or a bane to our generation, I do not know. Late night phone calls are always a couple's fav time pass (obviously, to know each other better). First, you talk about the guy and then your phone goes all busy for 2 hours past midnight, daily. Poor soul, I so understand what you are going through.

3. Alcohol: A tried and tested formula. How much ever they would hate to agree to this, not all guys like the sight of their girlfriends wasted and sloshed, daily. Girls, take your cue.

4. Girlfriends: Obviously, guys do understand that you need to spend some time with your girlfriends. But do they understand that all of your time is theirs? Girls, go get pedi spas, mani spas, body spas, nail arts and hair spas done with your girlfriends. And yes, do not forget to put your phone on a silent mode.

5. Retail Therapy: Guys love to spend time with their girlfriends and take them out on dates. This time, for once and twice and thrice....take him out shopping. One hour, two hours, three hours, whatever time you have, shop till you drop. Do not forget to do this every weekend.

6. Friends: Again a tried and tested formula. You really love him. Don't you? Then show him. Oh! he is out with his friends. Damn! So what??? Surprise him. Each time he goes out with his friends. You do love to spend some quality time with him.

7. Marry Me: I am not really sure about this one. But I have heard a lot of girls tell me that guys dread this word. So, don't wait. Go and tell him how much you love him and want to be with him, Forever!!! And yeah, you do not stop here. You have to remind him daily about your undying love for him.

8. Warrior: Fight, fight and fight. What for??? Do I really need to explain this one? Over anything sweetheart. From 'you don't understand me' to 'you never have time for me' to 'you can't go out with your friends today' to 'stay with me'. It would not take the guy to decode the tell tale signs of trouble.

9. Love him, call him: You love him and he loves you. Who cares about the world? Call him every hour while he is in his office. What for??? Ask him if he had his breakfast, his morning coffee, his lunch, his tea, ask him about his meetings, his presentations, his colleagues and whatever comes to your mind. Just do not give him a chance to miss you.

10. Kids: This ones the silliest one (I think). Take him out to meet your married friends and who have a kid(s). The one thing that you can't forget to tell is that you love those noisy, irritating and crying babies and you want to have one of those. Soon!!!

11. Flirt: Flirting, sure is an art. And you are the master of the art. You feel flirtatious, act flirtatious. Who's stopping you? Like that guy standing on the bar. Go talk to him.
Do not forget to leave your boyfriend behind, gasping for breath.

Sounds evil??? I know. But girlies, any guy who surpasses the above is a keeper. You would be a fool to let him go. And guys, a girl who makes you go through this drill, is sure a let go. You would be a fool, to still want to be with her.

(P.S: I, sure, am not talking about the ways in which a girl can make a guy like her. That would be like betraying the entire female fraternity.)