Pyaar Ka Sahi Panchnama !!!

Jus' today morning, a colleague of mine who is slated to get married soon was talking to another male friend of his about the number of likes he got on a Facebook Status. The status said, " All girls are devils and my wife is the queen of all." What laugh you guys had on that!!
Another guy who is not slated to get married and does not even have a girlfriend has his own understanding of the female sodality. All females are alike. They are downright sweet in the beginning and after a while you get to see their true side (read devilish side).

A recent movie augmented this side of the male species. Everyone attributes the generalisation of the females to that one movie. The movie not only showcases the females in distaste but has stooped down to the level of showing all the females in a similar light.
Get over it Guys!! It was just a MOVIE!!!

You call, we answer and when we tell you we are busy, you throw us questions like: Really? (we can't be busy or what), why? (because I work too), what are you doing? (gossiping duh!!), when will you be free? (if you don't know then how am I supposed to), shall I call back in an hour? (how can I answer that right now). But ofcourse when we call you, you, first, are busy, we arent supposed to ask you 'when will you be free?' or if you had your lunch because that means we are being clingy. But guess what we call because we care.

You guys go to the market and enter one shop and buy everything you want. Don't you understand that you guys only wear t-shirts-jeans or shirts-jeans/trousers!! And one more thing, you know why do we spend so much time at the shopping malls because you certainly wouldn't like us dressed in a tee and jeans all the time. You like us dressed in skirts, shorts, capris, dresses, halters, spaghettis and much more. Shopping for all this requires time. You have standard sizes in the clothing you buy. Guess what, we don't!!

You know why do we mix and match stuff that you think is girly because again we care. Care about having your mates come over. Care about the way our rooms look like. Care about cleanliness. Care about you having to live in tasteful and organized environment. We do not do it only for ourselves.

You hate it when we ask you to cancel your plans with your guy friends but again guess what?? Our plans of going out with you have to be in sync with your plans because obviously us going out anywhere doesnt really have to be more than a shopping excursion or a gossiping session. But by the way, are yours about business dealings and new ventures that you plan to carry out in future??? And we thought it's about guzzling beers, listening to hard rock and gaping at leggy lasses!!! Sorry about that!!

We remember everything you say when we fight and drag that incident everywhere. Only if you wouldn't shut your mouth, ears,eyes and the room while talking about it the very first time we wouldn't do that. Solve the problem when it first arises.

You hate it when we talk about other guys. So what if he is worth the praise? So what if he deserves it? He can't be better than you. But we love it when you praise the other girls, adore you when you go on and on about your exes and damn we worship you when you fixate your eyes on a girl's cleavage and her worked out and shapely legs.

You hate it when we spend so much of time getting dressed. So why don't you date someone who can't spell perfume, who doesnt trim her hair, doesnt spend hours in the salon getting herself waxed to look all appealing to you, doesnt go through the painful threading sessions, has hands and feet that would perfectly depict life in a 'jungle', works full time, and yes who can still look attractive like that!! Why do you want us dressed up nicely and impeccably when it comes to meeting your friends and family? Why can't you take us in our trackpants and a tee? Trust me, we love that too!!

Ohh yeah, you hate tears, our tears to be precise. We hate it too. You can't see us crying but we have to go through the tortorous hours of consoling you and listening to you going on and on about your worthless and two faced boss. But we still do it because as I said we care about you.

Yes, we are hopelessly romantic and expect you to show some concern when it comes to matters of the heart. You do not like us playing mind games with you. We don't either. We spend time and energy in a relationship not because tomorrow you come to us and tell us that you have started liking someone else. You guys are afraid of commiting. Well, in that case why don't you learn to live on your own? Why do you still want a chick in your life?

Girls are a waste of time and money because 'sab ek jaisi hoti hain.'

Well you guys were kind enough to generalise the female fraternity. Lemme be cruel and let you know that all of us, the generalised females, do not universalize men. We still have belief in a lot of you and yes not only exceptions are always there but yes we do believe in happy endings.

Woman was taken out of man; not out of his head to top him, nor out of his feet to be trampled underfoot; but out of his side to be equal to him, under his arm to be protected, and near his heart to be loved.

(P.S: I still love my favorite sex so it's a truce!!!)